What are the best practices for writing a good food review?

My husband and I ate here yesterday, the appetizers were fine but the main courses were rotten, I ate the turkey and ham, the ham was like rubber and the potatoes were sour and the vegetables tasted bad, we had to wait an hour for our main course, I couldn't eat mine, plus it cost 40 pounds, which was very expensive, to finish, the bathroom floor was covered in urine, which was very unpleasant to have to walk through. One of the most important things you can do when writing a review about a food is to describe everything in detail. Photos are a great way to complement your food review and help people get an idea of what to expect. A good food review places the reader at your table with you, allowing them to decide if they want to visit the restaurant or not when they finish reading.