What makes a good food review?

My husband and I ate here yesterday, the appetizers were fine but the main courses were rotten, I ate the turkey and ham, the ham was like rubber and the potatoes were sour and the vegetables tasted bad, we had to wait an hour for our main course, I couldn't eat mine, plus it cost 40 pounds, which was very expensive, to finish, the bathroom floor was covered in urine, which was very unpleasant to have to walk through. A good food review places the reader at your table with you, allowing them to decide if they want to visit the restaurant or not when they finish reading. You will rephrase your thesis statement and highlight the importance and usefulness of your food review. So the reasons why I think this is the worst fast food restaurant in the world are McDonald's in Cedar City, Utah, 200 to the north, are still because of rude employees, a very dirty store, inaccurate orders and poor quality food.